About Me

Ten years ago, I used to describe myself as a speedreading bibliophile, chipmunking movie junkie and…

Here’s How To Be Well

Physical: Move Your Body and Don’t Eat Crap—but Don’t Diet Either Emotional: Don’t Hide Your Feelings,…

Zen

It’s been about ten years. I think. At least it seems like it’s been ten years…

Whiplash

They were brown. We were in bed. Like mine. I was looking into them and she…

Sexy Ants and Nitpicking

An ant in Dutch is mier. Ants are mieren. If you’re super poor, je bent zo arms als de mieren (you are…

The Pill

I looked at the bottle of pill sitting in my medicine cabinet. I had just finished…

Godly Souls

“Isn’t that underplaying the situation a little bit?” I looked at the pamphlet that had just…

The King’s Man

Harry looked at yellow blood, half dried, on the cobbled road. You could still see some…

Alone

Sarah gasped for breath as she stumbled back to the Habitat. The air was leaking out…

The Barbarians

Our is the last tribe that exists. They killed our forefathers. They were uncivilised then. That’s…